"We Sho' Nuff Did!"
Hello chirrens. This is Granny, all the way back from the Noggaration! Granny had a good time, I’m telling you! That is a trip Granny never will forget! Granny even went to the ball at the Hyatt motel but Rocker Bommer din’t git round to Granny ball. They said he went to 10 of ‘um. He din’t even make it to the Hiwhyee ball and that’s where he from so Granny gonna let him slide for not coming to Granny ball. But chirrens, everthang else was really, really good. Peoples was friendly, wun’t nobody fighting and cussing and wun’t no arrests, and if it was Granny ain’t heard bout it. Whites and blacks was hugging and everthang. Granny have seent some stuff in Granny life time, and Granny just hope whites and blacks can stay together and git behind that man and help that man brang this country back to where it’s sposed to be. The Lard is sho’ nuff gonna have to help Bommer cuz Bush done left us in a mess. And all these jobs is steady laying off – big stores and everthang. They saying now that unemployment is running out of money and we just gonna have to keep praying for that man cuz it’s a job. T.G. Jakes was up there at the Noggaration too and he prayed a good prayer for him.
And y’all know what else? They say more people camed out for that thang than any time in history. Peoples is tired and they is ready for a change. Just like Bommer said, it’s time for a change. Cuz this country is in a mess. But like he said, he can’t rang no bell and ever thang gonna fall in line. It’s gonna take time.
Granny seent the Noggaration thu the TV. We got close as we could to the swearing in thang. After it was over we camed home to the motel and got dressed up and went down the motel and watched the balls on the big TV. That TV room at the Hyatt motel was full of peoples all dressed up! The plane was full too. It was loaded going and coming. Granny flowed thu Acklanna, Georger and changed planes and went thu D.C. And on the way back Granny camed thu Charlie, Narf Curliner. Granny started praying way back in October axing the good Lard to let it be good weather. But when that U.S. Air Plane went down in the Hudson Ocean, Granny might near changed Granny mine. And Granny was flying U.S. Air Plane too. Granny said, “God you gonna have to help Granny.” He did too. And it was worf it all. That’s a trip Granny thunked the younger generation woulda lived to see. Not Granny. But the Lard blessed Granny to be here to see it. When Granny go home, whenever the Lard take Granny, this here will be wif Granny.
And y’all talking bout some good food and good everthang! Peoples was buying Bommer hats, coats, placks for the fridderator, placks for the cabinets, you name it! Granny ain’t never seent so many peoples in gift shops buying stuff. That state made some money right there. That was the happiest turnout Granny ever seent. And it was more white peoples than blacks at that Noggaration. Granny seent more whites wif Rocker Bommer jackets and hats than blacks wif ‘em on.
Them white peoples love that man. When McCain lost and that ol’ woman, Granny call her a chicken head woman, when they did all that talk slicing Rocker Bommer, while McCain and that woman was talking bout this and that, peoples got tired of hearing that mess and McCain's votes started sliding down. Then when Rocker Bommer got lected, that chicken head woman said she was only saying what them publicans told her to say. She shoulda had sense a nuff to talk her own mine stedda talking mess in them redneck towns. But see chirrens, God don’t like ugly and it still worked out. But we gotta keep him in prayer cuz he got a load up the road. In bout six munfs his hair gonna turn white unlessun his wife put some dye in it. Y’all seent how quick Bill Clinton hair turnt white but he just left his that-a-way.
And one more nother thang chirrens. Can’t nobody git Granny to listen to nuffin bad bout Rocker Bommer. That Fox News on 32, all they do is talk bad. That ol’ man, not McCain, but one of them other publicans, he was talking bout he hope Rocker Bommer fail. How stupid do he sound cuz if he fail then that mean the whole country fail! Granny can’t thank of his name but if Granny called it y’all would know who he was. Granny just watch channel 2 or 7 cuz that Fox News ain’t nuffin but some bad news. They oughta be shamed of theyselfs.
Well Granny done worked up a taste for some of them greens and cone bread and beef roarst and rice that Granny cooked last night. Granny put some taters round that roarst and Lard it was some kinda good. Y’all be sweet chirrens and please whatever y’all do just say Rocker Bommer name in prayer. Even all of y’all that don’t believe in the Lard need to call his name in prayer too cuz it is praying time down here in the U.S. of A. In Jesus name, it shole is.
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